The Little Bird Of Happiness
There once was a little bird who decided he would not fly south for the winter with the rest of the birds. But soon it got cold, colder than the little bird ever imagined it could get, and he realized he would have to fly south. The little bird took off, but it was too late and his wings froze up and he plummeted out of the sky and fell into a pile of hay in a barn yard.
There the little bird lay in the freezing cold. When the little bird was close to freezing to death, a cow happened to walk by and crapped on the little bird. The manure warmed the little bird and soon his wings thawed out and his heart beat strong and the little bird was so happy he began to sing a beautiful song.
Upon hearing the song, the barnyard cat walked over and found the little bird and pulled him out of the manure, and promptly ate him.
THERE ARE THREE LESSONS FROM THIS STORY:
1. NOT EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY.
2. NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND.
3. IF YOU ARE WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF SHIT, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
There once was a little bird who decided he would not fly south for the winter with the rest of the birds. But soon it got cold, colder than the little bird ever imagined it could get, and he realized he would have to fly south. The little bird took off, but it was too late and his wings froze up and he plummeted out of the sky and fell into a pile of hay in a barn yard.
There the little bird lay in the freezing cold. When the little bird was close to freezing to death, a cow happened to walk by and crapped on the little bird. The manure warmed the little bird and soon his wings thawed out and his heart beat strong and the little bird was so happy he began to sing a beautiful song.
Upon hearing the song, the barnyard cat walked over and found the little bird and pulled him out of the manure, and promptly ate him.
THERE ARE THREE LESSONS FROM THIS STORY:
1. NOT EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY.
2. NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND.
3. IF YOU ARE WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF SHIT, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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